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The Boat Song  
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I bought a boat
A big boat
The biggest boat you've ever done seen
I bought a boat
A big boat
So I'm doin' ok if you know what I mean

I took my boat
I sailed it around the world
I sailed it around this big wide world
In my boat
That's right the whole world
Can you imagine?

I saw the great wall
The great wall of China
Oh the biggest wall I've ever done seen
I saw the great wall
Great wall of China
So I'm doing ok if you know what I mean

How are you doin? Oh me?
I'm doin' ok
I'm doin' alright you know for somebody like me
I mean I bought a boat

Oh and did I mention
That I became the president?
That's right I became the president of the company
Oh yeah I became the president
The president oh thats me

Oh and I bought a monkey
A mean monkey
The meanest monkey I've ever known
I bought a monkey
A mean monkey
It's too mean I let it go

And I met a lady
Oh that's right a very pretty lady
About the prettiest lady I've ever seen
I met a lady a pretty lady
You know what she said
She said she wanted to marry me

And it wasn't the money
No it wasn't the money
It wasn't the money she was attracted to
No it was me 
You know the president

Anyway one day that lady
She took all my money
Well half the money I had made
She went out walking
Out into the great big world
And I haven't seen her since that very day

I bought a boat
I sailed around the world
I saw the great wall of China
Ii became the president
I bought a monkey
Met a pretty lady
She took my money
Then she went away

Now I gotta go
I gotta go now
I think I hear somebody calling my name
I gotta go
Maybe you know I see you later
Maybe I won't I guess you never know