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HEB  
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[Dm] i am going to the HEB

[A] when i’m at the [G] HEB [D] i like to buy [A] groceries
[A] hang out in the [G] aisles [D] watch all the [A] ladies smile
[A] read the [G] nutrition facts [D] in my most [A] comfy
slacks [A] walk around and [G] breathe [D] when i’m at the [A]

[Dm] i am going to the HEB

[A] when i’m at the [G] HEB [D] sometimes i’ll see an old [A] girlfriend
i’ll ask her what’s going on and hey how have you been
i’ll say i’ll call her but i know i never will see
it’s just what i like to do 
when i’m at the heb 

[Dm] i am going to the HEB

[A] when i’m at the [G] HEB [D] sometimes i like to [A] pretend
that i’m peter parker
the amazing spiderman
and while the people shop and do their mingling
i like to make believe my spider sense is tingling 

[Dm] i am going to the HEB

on the [D] yes yes yall and you don’t stop 
yes i got to get myself a really shitty smoothie
i need some fat free kielbasa bitch (screams)
cmon cmon baby onion potato fritoes
hill country fair bitch yo yo yo yo

365 days a year 24 hours a day  7 days a week
lit by over 25,000 florescent light bulbs
that’s a lot of vitamin [D] bitch
i can’t find a place to park my car
so much merchandise so little time
i want a mexican soda