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I believe it’s true
Ah yeah
I do I do baby
I believe it’s true
All the stuff they sayin’ about you
Couldn’t make it up
Even if you wanted to
No
When you tell me what you do and
But it dudn’t add up
I need a calculator
I need a measuring cup
To figure out what’s up with you

And every time you’re gone
Every time you’re gone
You just lie like a lawn in the front yard
Ah baby ‘bout rip me apart
I used to believe you
But now I’m on the fence
You supposed to give me a dollar
You only gave me twenty five cents
That ain’t enough

I believe
What they say about you
You know it’s true
I believe it’s true
I do I do
I’m not a monster baby
But I play one on TV sometime
Yeah I do
Every story that you tell me
Sound like a fairytale
You say it’s a little white lie
But it’s more like a great white whale girl
That’s big
Big whopper

Sometime when the wind blow
Oh yeah
I smell something in the air
Ah yeah
Oh but you’re so beautiful girl
You’re so beautiful thata well
At first I didn’t care
I didn’t care
No didn’t care
But now the weather’s so bad
I need a little brown bag
I need a lightning rod
I need a little white flag
I give up
I give up

I believe it
I believe it’s true
Oh I believe it’s true
What they sayin’ about you
Yeah you can lead a horse to water 
But you can't poop pennies
Well you can poop pennies
But not if you didn't swallow any
You see what I'm saying

Soft blade
It’s a soft blade
It’s a soft blade baby
You carry around in your bag
Mmm yeah
All I’m looking for an answer
All you got’s a sad excuse
You think it hold water
But it dudn’t cut juice
What’s the use baby
Damn