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All The Ladies Love You In New York (Demo)  
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Down in Nebraska
Where the corn is hot
You got to wear the right pants
And smoke the right pot
And if you down in LA
You better be a star
You’ll be hanging with yourself
Down at the bar
And baby down in Kansas
They will tell you to your face
To fuck right off
And get the hell out the place
Now honeys in Atlanta
Yeah they like to flirt
But if you ain’t no big dog
They’ll rub your dick in the dirt

But in New York it don’t matter
Who you are what you got
It don’t matter if you’re cold as fuck
Or hot hot hot
It don’t matter if you use a spoon
A knife or a fork
‘Cause all the ladies love you in New York

Florida they’ll love you
A long time man
Unless you ain’t got no damn
Dough in your jam
And down in San Francisco
Well I just don’t know
I met a ho’ there befo’
But that ho’ was a bro
Seattle’s not too bad
Because them ladies are fine
Except they smoke a little too much
Of that heroine
And Portland its all right
But don’t close the door
Because I’m like Lou Ferrigno
I’m like a metaphor

But in New York it don’t matter
Who you are what you got
It don’t matter if you’re cold as fuck
Or hot hot hot
It don’t matter if you use a spoon
A knife or a fork
‘Cause all the ladies love you in New York

Down in Austin Texas
The girls they got style
But up in Dallas man
They’ll fuck you up with a smile
Denver’s got some sweeties
And they got much tooth
And Santa Fe’s all sketchy hon
And that’s the truth
You can roll it in the butter boy
Or smack it in the hall
But if you don’t know nothing
Then you don’t know it all
Don’t be no stupid ass
With no pigtail habit
Because them tricks is made for ho’s
You big stinky pink rabbit
Ain’t Count Dracula
I ain’t Mr. Roddy
Ain’t no Elvis Presley wannabe
Or buck tooth baldy
I mix up some Sunny D
And Captain Morgan over ice
Oh man a million in the bank
Sure is nice

But in New York it don’t matter
Who you are what you got
It don’t matter if you’re cold as fuck
Or hot hot hot
It don’t matter if you use a spoon
A knife or a fork
‘Cause all the ladies love you in New York

Now until your lit up
Like some futuristic city in space
You better tell your mom to
Wipe that cocking grin off her face
Because I’m sipping on some soda
Livin’ life like Joe Cocker
Cock sock sloppy
With some rice in my locker
I’m all electric
I feel like if I had to change
When I whip out my moneymaker
It makes me feel strange
I got the moo goo gui pan
And the coconut shrimp
I’m nothing but biggie fries
And monster pimp
I’m down at ol’ Kinko’s
Acting all discreet
I’m like a salad buffet baby
All you can eat
I’m like a cold cold mountain
Baby slippery on top
And I’m a ring of icy flames
Like a hungover cop

But in New York it don’t matter
Who you are what you got
It don’t matter if you’re cold as fuck
Or hot hot hot
It don’t matter if you use a spoon
A knife or a fork
‘Cause all the ladies love you in New York

York it don’t matter
Who you are what you got
It don’t matter if you’re cold as fuck
Or hot hot hot
It don’t matter if you use a spoon
A knife or a fork
‘Cause all the ladies love you in New York

York it don’t matter
Who you are what you got
It don’t matter if you’re cold as fuck
Or hot hot hot
It don’t matter if you use a spoon
A knife or a fork
‘Cause all the ladies love you in New York