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The Country Club  
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I'm Jack Daniels drinking
I'm down by the pool
I'm eating a real nice burger
With a supermodel
I've got suntan lotion
All over my body
I'm glowing like an acorn
And I'm all up in the sun

My cell phone blowing up
Skrillex on my ringtone
Gotta make the cheddar
Damn I'm going with the flow
I got dot com money
Too much to count it
I fucked a maid
Last night in the closet
At the country club
The country club

V-neck sweater
Cocaine in my trousers
Gucci penny loafers
And my teeth are just like wowsers
Land of the living
I am never giving in
Rays of the sun
Penetrate my skin

No black man dancing in his underwear
There's no pachouli oil in the atmosphere
I'm the only lone tiger on this open sea
The ghost of the valley
And the vampire tree
I'm at the country club
The country club

Tickle my balls
While I fuck you in your face
Where would we be without good god's grace
The matching Mercedes
The million dollar homes
Two kids in college
Your husband's on the phone

Vandal in the vault
There's a goblin by the spire
Plasma screen hanging over the fire
Before the demolition
Before the fall of man
Before you came up with your master plan
I was at the country club

Jackpot
Bunny butts
Mastercraft
Personal aviation